Sunday, 4 June 2017

绕口令

一、鹅过河
坡上立着一只鹅,坡下就是一条河。宽宽的河,肥肥的鹅,鹅要过河,河要渡鹅不知是鹅过河,还是河渡鹅?

二、扁担与板凳
扁担长,板凳宽,
扁担没有板凳宽,
板凳没有扁担长。
扁担绑在板凳上,
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上。

三、八百标兵
八百标兵奔北坡,
炮兵并排北边跑。
炮兵怕把标兵碰,
标兵怕碰炮兵炮。

四、牛郎与刘娘
牛郎恋刘娘,刘娘念牛郎,
牛郎年年恋刘娘,刘娘年年念牛郎,
郎恋娘来娘念郎,念娘恋娘念郎恋郎,念恋娘郎。

五、经典
  1,吃葡萄不吐葡萄皮儿,不吃葡萄倒吐葡萄皮儿。

  2,粉红墙上画凤凰,红凤凰,粉凤凰,粉红凤凰,花凤凰。

  3,四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十,不要把十四说成四十,也不要把四十说成十四。

  4,红鲤鱼与绿鲤鱼与驴 

  5,书费本费书本费(连说多遍)

  6,长虫围着砖堆转,转完砖堆钻砖堆。

  7,早招租,晚招租,总找周邹郑曾朱。

  8,一平盆面,烙一平盆饼,饼碰盆,盆碰饼。

  9,大刀对单刀,单刀对大刀,大刀斗单刀,单刀夺大刀。

  10,老龙恼怒闹老农,老农恼怒闹老龙。农怒龙恼农更怒,龙恼农怒龙怕农。

  11,哥挎瓜筐过宽沟,过沟筐漏瓜滚沟。隔沟挎筐瓜筐扣,瓜滚筐空哥怪沟。

  12,量窗量床又量墙,跳上床量窗,靠往墙量床,墙比张床长,床又比窗长,窗长不过床,床又长不过墙,所以墙比床比窗长。

  13,七巷一个漆匠,西巷一个锡匠。七巷漆匠用了西巷锡匠的锡,西巷锡匠拿了七巷漆匠的漆,七巷漆匠气西巷锡匠用了漆,西巷锡匠讥七巷漆匠拿了锡 

六、化肥挥发
  1,化肥会挥发  
  2,黑化肥发灰,灰化肥发黑  
  3,黑化肥发灰会挥发;灰化肥挥发会发黑  
  4,黑化肥发灰挥发会花飞;灰化肥挥发发黑会飞花  
  5,黑灰化肥会挥发发灰黑讳为花飞;灰黑化肥会挥发发黑灰为讳飞花 

七、油篓
篓露油,油篓露 
露油篓,露篓油  
油篓露油补油篓  
补住油篓不露油  
油篓不露油不露  
不露油篓不露

八、倒吊鸟 
梁上两对倒吊鸟,
泥里两对鸟倒吊。
可怜梁上的两对倒吊鸟,
惦着泥里的两对鸟倒吊,
可怜泥里的两对鸟倒吊,
也惦着梁上的两对倒吊鸟。

九、喇嘛和哑巴
打南边来了个喇嘛,手里提拉着五斤鳎(tǎ) 目。打北边来了个哑巴,腰里别着个喇叭。南边提拉着鳎目的喇嘛要拿鳎目换北边别喇叭哑巴的喇叭。哑巴不愿意拿喇叭换喇嘛的鳎目,喇嘛非要换别喇叭哑巴的喇叭。喇嘛抡起鳎目抽了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目,哑巴摘下喇叭打了提拉着鳎目的喇嘛一喇叭。也不知是提拉着鳎目的喇嘛抽了别喇叭哑巴一鳎目,还是别喇叭哑巴打了提拉着鳎目的喇嘛一喇叭。喇嘛炖鳎目,哑巴嘀嘀哒哒吹喇叭。

十、登山
三月三,小三去登山;
上山又下山,下山又上山;
登了三次山,跑了三里三;
出了一身汗,湿了三件衫;
小三山上大声喊,离天只有三尺三。

十一、小华和胖娃
小华和胖娃,两人种花又种瓜,
小华会种花不会种瓜,
胖娃会种瓜不会种花,
小华教胖娃种花,
胖娃教小华种瓜。

十二、小毛和花猫
小毛抱着花猫,花猫用爪抓小毛,
小毛用手拍花猫,花猫抓破了小毛,
小毛打疼了花猫,小毛哭,花猫叫,
小毛松开了花猫,花猫跑离了小毛。

十三、铜勺铁勺舀油
铜勺舀热油,铁勺舀凉油。
铜勺舀了热油舀凉油,
铁勺舀了凉油舀热油。
舀油入炒勺,月月有佳肴。
先炖鱿鱼块,后扒羊肉条。
火在炉下燃,油在勺中熬,
满锅同炎热,管它铜勺与铁勺。

十四、小猪扛锄头
小猪扛锄头,
吭哧吭哧走。
小鸟唱枝头,
小猪扭头瞅,
锄头撞石头,
石头砸猪头。
小猪怨锄头,
锄头怨猪头。

十五、小牛赔油 
小牛放学去打球,
踢倒老刘一瓶油,
小牛回家取来油,
向老刘道歉又赔油
老刘不要小牛还油
小牛硬要把油还给老刘,
老刘夸小牛,
小牛直摇头,
你猜老刘让小牛还油,
还是不让小牛还油。

十六、南南的饭饭
南南有个篮篮,篮篮装着盘盘,
盘盘放着碗碗,碗碗盛着饭饭。
南南翻了篮篮,篮篮扣了盘盘,
盘盘打了碗碗,碗碗撒了饭饭。

十七、顾爷爷买醋
一位爷爷他姓顾,
上街打醋又买布。
买了布,打了醋,
回头看见鹰抓兔。
放下布,搁下醋,
上前去追鹰和兔,
飞了鹰,跑了兔。
打翻醋,醋湿布。

十八、石小四和史肖石
石小四,史肖石,一同来到阅览室。
石小四年十四,史肖石年四十。
年十四的石小四爱看诗词,年四十的史肖石爱看报纸。
年四十的史肖石发现了好诗词,
忙递给年十四的石小四,
年十四的石小四见了好报纸,
忙递给年四十的史肖石。

十九、蓝教练和吕教练
蓝教练是女教练,
吕教练是男教练,
蓝教练不是男教练,
吕教练不是女教练。
蓝南是男篮主力,
吕楠是女篮主力,
吕教练在男篮训练蓝南,
蓝教练在女篮训练吕楠。

Friday, 26 May 2017

Tongue Twisters continued

Tongue Twisters continued

== americanfolklore.net/folklore/tongue-twisters ==

- Allison's Alligator

Alex alligator arrived at Allison Arthur's apple farm in April, when the apple trees were covered with blossoms. "Whatever am I to do with an alligator?" Allison asked...

- Bakery Bear

Brenda was busy baking a batch of blueberry muffins in the kitchen of Butler's Bakery when the bell rang. "Be with you in a bit," Brenda called, brushing her blond braid over her shoulder.

- Freddy's Fabulous Frogs

Fabian Frogmorton stole Freddy's frog Fats on the Friday of the town of Flowerpot's Fabulous Frogs Contest. Freddy was furious. Fabian Frogmorton had cheated Freddy out of the Fabulous Frog Award last year. Fabian had fed Freddy's frog flies just before the Fast Frog Frolic, the final race in Flowerpot's Fabulous Frogs Contest. Freddy's frog had been too full to frolic, so Fabian's frog had finished first.

- Funny Tongue Twisters

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

- Hard Tongue Twisters

A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly.

- Mrs. Chory's Chickens

"Chick, chick, chick," called Carol Chory as she chucked corn onto the ground. Chickens popped out of the hen house and scurried into the yard. Charlie Chicken strutted to Carol Chory's side.

- Mrs. Peter's Pens

"Oh pooh," said Mrs. Polly Peters to her pet parrot Petey. "Where did I put that pen?" "Petey's pens," said Petey Peters, bobbing his green head up and down inside his cage...

- Spooky Tongue Twisters

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, But if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

- Tall Ted's Turtles

Tall Ted Thompson parked his traveling turtle tank on Tenth Street in front of Tonawanda Town Hall. Tall Ted's traveling Turtle Aquarium was a big attraction in Tonawanda. Timmie Torlish and his twin sister Trish ran to push their noses against the tanks windows to take a look at the turtles as Tall Ted walked up Tenth Street to talk to the mayor.

- The Box Song

We know its unorthodox, but we really love our lox, And better still we love to box, and gift-wrap too. Woodbox and workbox and toolbox and tinderbox Bobby Fox collects socks, so why don't you?

- Xing-Xing Sings

The Xenos family lived in a rambling old house called Xanadu. Xavier was a xylographer, which meant that he worked all day engraving words on wood. His wife Xenia made lovely xenogardens which were gardens in which all of the plants - like cactus and sage brush - thrive in dry weather. .

- Yankee Doodle Donkey


Dolly Dittlemore put her harmonica into her pocket and said: "I am going to march in the Fourth of July parade. Don't get into any trouble, Yankee Doodle."


== americanfolklore.net/folklore/2010/07/hard_tongue_twisters.html ==

- Hard Tongue Twister Phrases

= A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly. 

= Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- Balancing them badly. 

= Can you can a canned can into an uncanned can like a canner can can a canned can into an uncanned can? 

= If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully. 

= Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. 

= The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
(This is the World's Hardest Tongue Twister, according the Guiness Book of World Records.)


- Hard Tongue Twister Poems

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate, 
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late. 
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, 
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

A tutor who tooted the flute 
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot 
Said the two to the tutor 
"Is it tougher to toot 
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
Shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
Sheep should sleep in a shed.

Three sweet switched Swiss witches 
Watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. 
Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches 
Which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?

Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, 
The succesful thistle-sifter, 
While sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, 
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, 
The succesful thistle-sifter, 
Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, 
See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, 

Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.



- Harry's Hair

Harry Horse loved to watch television. He loved the cartoons and the sitcoms. He watched the movies and listened intently to the talk shows as the sounds drifted through the open window in the kitchen...

...full story at: 
http://americanfolklore.net/folklore/2010/07/harrys_hair.html 


- Sally Slither's Snakes


Sally Slithers moved to South Hall in September. "Oh dear, there are too many mice here," she said. So Sally went to the pet store and bought a great big boa constrictor. She named her snake Sammy Slithers. Sammy's favorite place to sleep was in the bathroom... 
...full story at: 
http://americanfolklore.net/folklore/2011/07/sally_slithers_snakes.html

Sunday, 19 March 2017

Tongue Twisters

Chinese: http://rinfuture.blogspot.co.uk/2017/06/blog-post.html

SLOW DOWN AND PRONOUNCE EVERY SYLLABLE WITH CLARITY

Do not pause in-between, say the same words continuously for many times.  

0.0
0. anonymity

0. transatlantic

0. Thucydides Trap

0. strategic / geostrategic  

0. corollary

0. illiberalism

0. trajectory

a. slither / slitted throat

b. recognition

c. suggestion

d. movable / immovable 

e. worth less

f. post apocalyptic

h. mass breath  

i. existential

j. infrastructure

k. the usefulness of it / usefulness of it

l. squirrel

m. brewery

n. phenomenon

o. February

p. the inexorable wave / the inexorable

q. an unedifying

r. benevolent elephant

s. a little bit / a little bit slower


0.1 
a. Top cop (repeat quickly many times)

b.1. Good blood, bad blood (repeat quickly many times)

b.2. Canny allies have (repeat) 

b.3. Red lorry, yellow lorry (repeat)

c. Civilisation institutionalisation (repeat quickly many times)

d.0. Unique New York (repeat quickly many times)

d.1. You know New York. You need New York. You know you need unique New York. 

e. Peggy Babcock (repeat quickly many times)

f. Red leather robots, yellow leather robots (repeat quickly many times)

g. Irish Wristwatch, Swiss Wristwatch (repeat quickly many times)

g. Three free throws (repeat)

h. Pad kid poured curd pulled cold. (repeat quickly many times)

i. Four fine fresh fish for you. 

j. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks.

k. Three short sword sheaths.

l. Elizabeth's birthday.


0.2
A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer.


0.3
a. Freddy Thrush flies through thick fog.

b. Pre Prunes Are Plums and Post Plums Are Prunes.


0.4
a. The seething sea ceaseth and thus the seething sea sufficeth us.

b. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit; and on the slitted sheet I sit.

c. The sixth sitting sheet slitter slit six sheets.

d. The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

e. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

f. Not these things here but those things there.

g. Ruth and Luther's moose's loosest tooth is uncouth.

h. Which witch wished which wicked wish?

i. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

j. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

k. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black butt.


0.5
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better


0.6
She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.


0.7
a. 
Peter Piper's practical principles of plain and perfect pronunciation.

b.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
‘A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
‘If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
‘Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

0.8 
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. 
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. 
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze. 
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze. 
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.



---------- more.
http://rinfuture.blogspot.co.uk/2017/05/tongue-twisters-continued.html

MORE: 
https://www.engvid.com/english-resource/50-tongue-twisters-improve-pronunciation/

https://www.tongue-twister.net/index.htm